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The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Twitter Prison

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."