Tweetster T-Shirts

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Ornithologist

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

The twittering president.