Tweetster Pillows

"I don't know why people complain that Twitter only gives you 140 letters to express yourself in. I usually manage with four."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Ornithologist

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

Tweet

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

My Fair Lady Twitter

The twittering president.