Tweet Talker Pillows

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Ornithologist

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

Twitter Prison

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"#skydiving"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."