Text Talker Pillows

"IRL sucks."

WTF?

Moo Out Loud

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"It is we."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'You're texting? Wait--'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

7 More Dwarfs

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

OMG.

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

First O.M.G. church.

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

"My wife is a very emojical person."

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

SMS filing system

"Careful...she bites."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'