Text Speak Expert Pillows

7 More Dwarfs

"You know, there are other emojis."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"OMG, LOL!"

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'You're texting? Wait--'

LOOK BHIND U!

Modern Narcissism

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

OMG.

First O.M.G. church.

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Communication

'It's not easy texting messages to my mom. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling.'

An ellipsis in the sky

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

American Gothic lol

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

"IRL sucks."

"My wife is a very emojical person."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'