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7 More Dwarfs

"You know, there are other emojis."

"OMG, LOL!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'You're texting? Wait--'

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Modern Narcissism

LOOK BHIND U!

OMG.

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

First O.M.G. church.

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'It's not easy texting messages to my mom. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling.'

Communication

An ellipsis in the sky

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"My wife is a very emojical person."

"IRL sucks."

"Grammatically, the stickman should be behind the deer."