Text Message Specialist Pillows

'Pull ovr. U r so bustd.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Polly txt speak

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Moo Out Loud

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

WTF?

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

7 More Dwarfs

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

OMG.

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Plain English group.

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"