Text Message Specialist Mugs

'Pull ovr. U r so bustd.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Polly txt speak

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Moo Out Loud

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

WTF?

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

7 More Dwarfs

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

OMG.

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Plain English group.

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."