Text Message Guru Mugs

Abusive text messages between an arguing couple

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

Polly txt speak

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Oymoticons

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'