Text Message Guru Mugs

Abusive text messages between an arguing couple

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

Polly txt speak

Oymoticons

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"