Tweet Chatter Pillows

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Ornithologist

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Social Notworking

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

Tweet

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

My Fair Lady Twitter