Tweet Tweaker Pillows

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Ornithologist

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Twitter Prison

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

The twittering president.