Tweet Tracker Pillows

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

Trump's Tweets

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Proust of Twitter

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Ornithologist

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Twitter Prison

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Archive for Presidential Tweets

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

The twittering president.