Tweet Tracker Pillows

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'I lost Bart's trail, but I'm still following him on twitter.'

Trump's Tweets

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Ornithologist

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Twitter Prison

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

Tweet

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Archive for Presidential Tweets

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'