Twitter Pillows

Commander-in-Tweet

"I only married him for his blue tick."

"Elon Musk just gave me a blue tick and a seat on the next starship."

"Still no followers? I'm such a loser!"

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Meet the Tweeter 2-4

Pied Piper says: 'Check it out ... 5,000 followers on Twitter.'

Follow Me on Twitter

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

Donald Trump.

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

Bird Tweet.

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."