Twitterati Pillows

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Can you fit our annual report into 140 characters or less?"

The twittering president.

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"