Twitter Titan Pillows

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

It's academic

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

Hazard of texting