Tweeting Titan Pillows

Competitive tweeting

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Addiction to mobile.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

Man and bird

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Hazard of texting

The twittering president.

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

Tweet

I love my mobile phone.