Tweeting Titan Pillows

Competitive tweeting

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Addiction to mobile.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Man and bird

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Hazard of texting

Follow our interest rates on Twitter.

My Fair Lady Twitter

The twittering president.

I love my mobile phone.

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

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