Texting Titan Pillows

Warning Sign For Texters.

Hazard of texting

Addiction to mobile.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"I'm not into head games either - I'm into thumb games."

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"...You've already had two goodnight text messages."

Never has so much, been said by so many, about so little.

I love my mobile phone.

"My leadership skills?!! I'm admin for 17 WhatsApp groups."

'Increasing resistance.'

Dude, I lost your number. Can you text it to me?

"There's no w. It's just S, n, o."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Color illustration of a cell phone, 'my communication center'.

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