Texting Titan T-Shirts

Warning Sign For Texters.

Hazard of texting

Addiction to mobile.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

10K Text-And-Run.

Dr. Dexter's research on long-term cell phone use was derailed by the enormous text messaging bills.

"I'm not into head games either - I'm into thumb games."

Guess what I found?

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"...You've already had two goodnight text messages."

Never has so much, been said by so many, about so little.

I love my mobile phone.

"My leadership skills?!! I'm admin for 17 WhatsApp groups."

'Increasing resistance.'

Dude, I lost your number. Can you text it to me?

Yeah, I got his text. But I could totally see your fingers move.

He's out, but he's still texting.

"There's no w. It's just S, n, o."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"