Tweet Titan T-Shirts

"Sorry Mr Brooks, but this article is too long. Nobody wants to read more than 140 characters anymore."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Welcome to the rat race.'

It's academic

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Hazard of texting

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

I love my mobile phone.

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text in a bottle

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #