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'Well, if you don't learn to read. How are you going to text?'

'My name is Roy and it's been six months since I communicated with my friends by using my thumbs.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I'll be right with you."

"I understand she's trying to have a break from social media."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Modern Studying

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Hazard of texting

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

I love my mobile phone.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."