Text Titan Mugs

'Well, if you don't learn to read. How are you going to text?'

'My name is Roy and it's been six months since I communicated with my friends by using my thumbs.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I'll be right with you."

"I understand she's trying to have a break from social media."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Modern Studying

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Hazard of texting

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

I love my mobile phone.

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text in a bottle

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'