Texting Titans Pillows

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I love texting our kids and grandchildren since I've always been a lousy speller."

"Sending a text wishing me happy anniversary is not very romantic! . . . Especially on my birthday!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

Hazard of texting

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

I love my mobile phone.

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

Avoid texting valentine's messages

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text in a bottle

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'We're going to put you under. Start texting backwards from 10...'

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

Modern spelling.

Text Speak

"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"