Texting Teammates Pillows

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

Polly txt speak

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

WTF?

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'You're texting? Wait--'

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