Texting Titans Gifts

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I love texting our kids and grandchildren since I've always been a lousy speller."

"Sending a text wishing me happy anniversary is not very romantic! . . . Especially on my birthday!"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Welcome to the rat race.'

All right, if it will make you feel better, I'll call you my BFF.

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

Hazard of texting

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

Avoid texting valentine's messages

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

I love my mobile phone.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text in a bottle

Modern spelling.

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'We're going to put you under. Start texting backwards from 10...'

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"