Text Message Titans Gifts

Text in a bottle

Polly txt speak

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

Addiction to mobile.

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Hectare?

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

Hazard of texting

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Avoid texting valentine's messages

I love my mobile phone.

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'