Texting Fan Gifts

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

Avoid texting valentine's messages

"He doesn't talk much. But whatever you do, don't give him your phone number. He will blow up your text."

Polly txt speak

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"You know, there are other emojis."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Oymoticons

Text Culture

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Modern Novel.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

WTF?

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."