Tweeting Fan Gifts

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Take two aspirin and follow me on TikTok."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

Tinder

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Facebook 33 A.D.

Propriety

The twittering president.

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