Tweet-a-holic Gifts

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Text Culture

Obsession with the Internet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

The twittering president.

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

Tweet

'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'