All-you-can-tweet Aficionado Gifts

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

How logos change over time.