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All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Digital Fomo!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'How about a walk!'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Moo Out Loud

Trick or Tweet

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

How logos change over time.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."