Tweet Aficionados T-Shirts

It says 'the sooner we get Twitter set up the sooner he can stop sending these bloody birds'.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Who's the new guy?'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

How logos change over time.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

The Thinker?

Selfie World

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Modern Life Blues

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

OMG.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."