Tweet Aficionados Pillows

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'Who's the new guy?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

How logos change over time.

The Thinker?

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Modern Life Blues

Selfie World

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

OMG.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."