Tweet Lover Pillows

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Don

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"If Twitter told you to jump off a bridge, would you?"

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Ice shelfie.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'We have the same pinterest.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Phone generation.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"#skydiving"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."