Tweet Lover Pillows

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Ice shelfie.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Ornithologist

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Phone generation.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"#skydiving"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

Tweet

The twittering president.

"How about putting that in a tweet?"