Text-aholic Gifts

Text Culture

Polly txt speak

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

OMG UR HOT