Read-aholic Gifts

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet The Author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Television Readers.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Text Culture

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Do it yourself books.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."