Readaholic Gifts

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Text Culture

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Say hello to my little friend."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Multi-Generational Books

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!