Readaholic Pillows

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Characters jumping out of a book.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Text Culture

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Say hello to my little friend."

New Shoes.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Multi-Generational Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."