Bookaholic Gifts

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Kensington Fluffies

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Woman thinking about luxuries.