Bookaholic Gifts

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'