Online Shopaholic Gifts

"Remember stores?"

'Oh my gosh, what are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!!'

'You may also like. . . debt consolidation.'

"Those cat nap boxes just appear on their porch every week—it's like magic!"

Customers who bought items in your wish list also bought...

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"But honey, I am shopping locally. I'm keeping it in this hemisphere."

Amazing what you can buy online these days!

Shopaholic

"Here's my Christmas list. . . I included the Ebay URL's."

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies