Shopaholic Specialist Gifts

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

New Shoes.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

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