Shopaholic's Therapist Gifts

'Ugh! Savings sprees are so dull.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

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Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Kensington Fluffies

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

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