Reading Addict Gifts

TV says 'Watch me!'

"Maybe we should sell books about paletas."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

TV vs Reading

Snowman outside library.

'I've lost my place.'

Birds eating off a fat woman.

Egyptian Mummy reads book entitled: 'Computers for Mummies'.

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Television Readers.

Book intoxication

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Meet The Author"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Book market

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."