Texting Aficionado Gifts

'Just think of it as if you're reading a long text-message.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"What do you mean we don't communicate? I texted you last week."

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

"Sure, Dad, I'll get right on my homework. Soon as I email Stacy, Oh, and I have to text Julie, Sara, and Toni. Oh, and I have to post today's pictures on my blog, and. . ."

'It's a text message from Jeff at home plate, It says, 'Heads up' ,,,I think he's kidding, but there's no smiley face,'

'g2g am abt 2 cras in@ a trk'

News presenters read inane text messages from viewers: 'And a text from Stuart in Gloucester ... HAHAHA DAT CRAKS ME UP!!! LOL!! UR DA GR8EST :-)XOXOX'

"No, that's NOT how you spell 'laugh'."

Texting in the Middle of a Conversation.

"Young people rely too much on cellphones. Watch, I'll show you. Baldo, what would you do if I took away your cellphone?"

"Scientists have now confirmed the human body is phasing out the vocal cords, due to texting and other nonverbal means of communication."

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'All those in favor, text me.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Do you know your lips move when you text?'

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'Oh my god.'

"I wish we had thumbs. Just once I'd like to try texting."

"Yes, Robert. I'm sure you can make a hundred and forty characters out of only twenty six letters."

Texting during Baseball Game.

Cell Phones

Text Mingling.

"It's not you, David. I like you. It's your emojis I can't stand."

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

"Don't tell anyone, but I really like these kitty emojis."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"How will you text me now, Emily."

Modern alphabet soup

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

"Sorry, y'all, I really wanted to make it out tonight but I'm waning..."

OMG UR HOT

Texting teens