Texting Aficionado Gifts

'Just think of it as if you're reading a long text-message.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"What do you mean we don't communicate? I texted you last week."

"Sure, Dad, I'll get right on my homework. Soon as I email Stacy, Oh, and I have to text Julie, Sara, and Toni. Oh, and I have to post today's pictures on my blog, and. . ."

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

'It's a text message from Jeff at home plate, It says, 'Heads up' ,,,I think he's kidding, but there's no smiley face,'

"No, that's NOT how you spell 'laugh'."

'g2g am abt 2 cras in@ a trk'

News presenters read inane text messages from viewers: 'And a text from Stuart in Gloucester ... HAHAHA DAT CRAKS ME UP!!! LOL!! UR DA GR8EST :-)XOXOX'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

Texting in the Middle of a Conversation.

'All those in favor, text me.'

"Scientists have now confirmed the human body is phasing out the vocal cords, due to texting and other nonverbal means of communication."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Young people rely too much on cellphones. Watch, I'll show you. Baldo, what would you do if I took away your cellphone?"

Texting during Baseball Game.

Cell Phones

Text Mingling.

'Do you know your lips move when you text?'

"Don't tell anyone, but I really like these kitty emojis."

LOLpalooza

"I wish we had thumbs. Just once I'd like to try texting."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"It's not you, David. I like you. It's your emojis I can't stand."

'Oh my god.'

"Yes, Robert. I'm sure you can make a hundred and forty characters out of only twenty six letters."

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

"Its amazing how you can be so connected with the rest of the world!"

There must be a way to tell him his text made me laugh out loud

"Go ahead, I can listen and text."

OMG LOL

A Guide To Internet Laughter

Texting a Joke to my Kids

Coffee then and coffee now.