Texting Aficionados Gifts

Love at first text.

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

'Mr. Clark will text you now.'

'I've just failed an important essay. Maybe it was a mistake to text it to my english teacher.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"I'm hexting."

"We don't like the name either. Blame it on autocorrect."

"Since we're standing right next to each other, can we actually talk instead of texting each other?"

'Ooh....you've got a text message!'

'It's a text message from coach. It says, 'Look alive out there,' followed by one of those stupid sideways smiley faces.'

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Lost ancient text.

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.