Texting Aficionados T-Shirts

Love at first text.

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

'Mr. Clark will text you now.'

'I've just failed an important essay. Maybe it was a mistake to text it to my english teacher.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"I'm hexting."

"We don't like the name either. Blame it on autocorrect."

"Since we're standing right next to each other, can we actually talk instead of texting each other?"

'Ooh....you've got a text message!'

'It's a text message from coach. It says, 'Look alive out there,' followed by one of those stupid sideways smiley faces.'

Where's my nephew, Rudy? Haven't seen him in weeks. He just texted me a minute ago. He said "the elf army let us go. I ran into my old buddy. Russian contact arranged boat to motherland … Please feed all my Sims." If that's not his idea of guy-code for "don't bother me, I'm getting lucky," he's probably had a stroke or something. Oh no, then it had to be a stroke!

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Lost ancient text.

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

Opposable thumbs might not seem very useful right now, but one day we'll text with them!

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Giving Things Up For Lent.