Talkative Titans Pillows

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

"They're both in telemarketing."

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

Hazard of texting

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

I love my mobile phone.

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

Text in a bottle

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"

'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'