Talkative Titan Pillows

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'She's on her tenth set of dentures-she keeps wearing them out!'

Chatterbox Podium

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

Hazard of texting

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

I love my mobile phone.

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"