Typing Titan Pillows

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'Make sure that when you type this up, you leave the 'caps lock' button on.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Sales Secretary

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Addiction to mobile.

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'You must have a lot of untapped potential.'

Secretary

'Welcome to the rat race.'