Twitter Titan Gifts

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

It's academic

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Hazard of texting

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'